I’ve Typed 22 Million Keystrokes on Apple’s Horrid Butterfly Keyboard
I’m gonna savor every penny of my $125 settlement
You may have heard that Apple has finally agreed to pay restitution to every wretch who bought a Macbook Pro with a busted, terrible “butterfly” keyboard.
It is, without doubt, the worst keyboard in history.
I should know — for four years, I’ve been suffering through using it.
In fact, I can tell you precisely how many times I’ve touched this benighted, ghastly piece of industrial un-design.
That’s because the other day I wrote a quick Python keylogger script to record my keyboard activity for a few days.
What did I discover? That I type, on average, about 26,284 keystrokes a day. And I use this laptop keyboard about 50% of the time I’m working.
So in the four and a half years I’ve used this Macbook Pro, I’ve typed 22.3 million keystrokes.
Every single one of them was miserable.
Every. Single. One.
If I receive a $125 payout for having bought one of these pieces of garbage, Apple will have compensated me 0.00027 of a cent per keystroke.
