I’ve Typed 22 Million Keystrokes on Apple’s Horrid Butterfly Keyboard

I’m gonna savor every penny of my $125 settlement

My laptop with its terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad keyboard

You may have heard that Apple has finally agreed to pay restitution to every wretch who bought a Macbook Pro with a busted, terrible “butterfly” keyboard.

It is, without doubt, the worst keyboard in history.